- YC crook tries to grab $100K Cathedral of St. John the Divine statue (nydailynews.com)
- Neil the 600kg seal stops Tasmanian woman going to work after taking nap in front of her car (theguardian.com)
- University of Michigan’s sign-stealing mess is the scandal college football deserves (washingtonpost.com)
- New York animal control officer arrested in yorkie dognap plot (theguardian.com)
- Fight In A Canadian McDonald’s Breaks Out After Customer Complains About Pokémon Cards Not Being Included In His Happy Meal (outkick.com)
- Australian cop sentenced for pointing gun at colleague over ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ spoilers (nydailynews.com)
- Connecticut residents report ‘feral’ pigs shredding their lawns (nydailynews.com)
