Will Daenerys, Jon Snow, Arya Stark and Tyrion make it out alive? Join us as the biggest show on Earth bows out. Warning: there will be spoilers
We should probably mention the petition really, shouldn’t we? Over a million people have now signed the change.org petition asking HBO to remake this final Game of Thrones season with ‘competent writers’. It’s not for me to say whether or not this petition is a good idea – ALTHOUGH IT’S DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA YOU WET-MOUTHED, GRASPING, BUTTHURT, NEEDY, SNOT-NOSED, MISERABLE, FRIENDLESS TODDLERS – but I shall nevertheless heed its call.
As one of the most competent writers in the biz, I have rewritten the entirety of Game of Thrones season eight, offering the most satisfying conclusion to what has been a mixed bag of a series. Things started to wobble in episode three, so that’s where we’ll pick things up.
Light a torch, somebody. It’s really dark in here.
Yikes! It’s the Night King!
Game of Thrones has finished three and a half episodes early, so here are some nice cartoons instead.