Mark your calendars for this year’s [first] ‘John Dean Moment’
News is breaking this afternoon that, in a more sane world, would completely eclipse Donald J. Trump’s “big beautiful” border wall hostage-taking.
— Oversight Committee (@OversightDems) January 10, 2019
Mark your calendars: on Thursday, February 7th, Trump’s former attorney, Michael Cohen, will testify before the House Oversight Committee in a public hearing. The subject will be payments by “Individual Number One” – Trump – to Stephanie Clifford (also known as adult film actor and director Stormy Daniels) and former Playboy moder Karen MacDougal. It is not out of the realm of possibility that there may also be questions about Trump’s real estate dealings and knowledge of wrongdoing associated therewith. And there is the possibility that we will learn more about the 2016 “Trump Tower Meeting” between Donald Trump Jr., other members of Trump’s campaign team, and alleged (read: for sure) Russian spy Natalia Veselnitskaya.
We predict that Cohen will be Donald Trump’s [first] John Dean and blow the lid off several 55-gallon barrels of criminal conduct, including at very least violations of elevtion finance law.
We also predict that the appearance will coincide with the release of audio recordings from Cohen’s reportedly yuuuge archive of memorialized telephone and personal meetings that will make Dick Nixon’s legendary tapes pale by comparison.
And do not be surprised to hear Cohen reveal that Donald Trump has paid for abortions that he caused. That should go over real well with the Bible-thumping deplorables and the Christogrifters who fill their heads with “Republican Jesus” nonsense.