Robert Mueller’s evidence includes… someone’s NUDE SELFIE!
Just a few hours ago, USA Today investigative reporter Brad Heath tweeted
Lawyers for a Russian company charged over election complain that “the Special Counsel has made up a crime that has never been prosecuted before in the history of the United States, and now seeks to make up secret procedures for communicating ex parte to the court.” pic.twitter.com/A6W8SeuxBq
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) December 27, 2018
The lawyer in question is Eric Dubelier, who is representing a foreign corporate defendent in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s case against the Russian cyberhacking and trolling outfit known as Internet Research Agency, whose targeted use of fake social media accounts helped Donald Trump steal the 2016 election.
Heath’s tweet seemed a bit on the routine side, though one could easily imply that it was a prelude to an interesting follow-up. And Heath did not disappoint.
Lawyers for the Russian company – who are seeking permission to share “sensitive” gov’t info with the Russians wonder: “Could the manner in which [Mueller] collected a nude selfie really threaten the national security of the United States?” pic.twitter.com/tATHJEtojw
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) December 27, 2018
Wait… what?… Bob Mueller’s evidence includes a NUDE SELFIE???
Why, yes! Yes, it does!
Here’s the whole filing. Spoiler: It doesn’t give away whose nude selfie Mueller now possesses, or how he obtained it. -> https://t.co/F7JkxqE3XT
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) December 27, 2018
(For those whose browsers block Twitter links, click here for the filing.)
So whose selfie could it be? It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate…
For the love of God and all that is pure, do NOT let it be Trump
— Lauren Benz (@klzblueiz79) December 27, 2018
— Momma J (@ladyotl) December 28, 2018
Which NUDE SELFIE statement will Giuliani go with:
a. Since when is taking a pic of yourself peeing on a hooker a crime?
b. So Sarah Sanders loves pie, Big deal.
c. Don Jr. has championed the plight of micro-penises for years.
d. Trump’s a businessman. He shows his business So?— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) December 28, 2018
my guess is….
Red Sparrow herself… Maria Butina sending to her #GOPTraitor co-conspirators
— Undisillusioned (@Sassyonemeis) December 27, 2018
— emmjay227 (@bigskymom74) December 27, 2018
It better not be Scott Walker. pic.twitter.com/vwnNHGfbeJ
— Cambridge AnalytiKate (@kate_hess) December 27, 2018
ITT we guess the who and what of the nude selfie.
Carter Page, kimono agape, with his dick tucked back singing wild horses
— The Centrist (@knowledgevendor) December 27, 2018
Pence and Ayers aggressively frotting in white chuck taylors and knee socks
— The Centrist (@knowledgevendor) December 27, 2018
Sebastian Gorka in Gimp wear
— The Centrist (@knowledgevendor) December 27, 2018
Ted Cruz, Crisco, apple watch, Kellyanne Conway, nitrile gloves
— The Centrist (@knowledgevendor) December 27, 2018
With our luck it’ll be Roger Stone and his Nixon tattoo – no, not the one on his back…
— (((N⭕️n#QAnon))) RinsePreebis & The TēãmFęrålFęęd® (@RinsePreebis) December 28, 2018
Your guess is as good as ours – or those above – but we’d wager you’ll want to stock up on brain bleach, although we suspect it’ll be something we’ll not be able to un-see.
Developing…
UPDATE: Take the Twitter poll!
Mueller’s evidence includes… someone’s NUDE SELFIE! https://t.co/CFmjhawmkk When it is revealed, what will the reaction be?
— Rinse Preebis N⭕️n#QAnon TēãmFęrålFęęd® (@RinsePreebis) December 28, 2018