- Rep. Matt Rosendale Threatens To Sue After Ex-Senator Claims He Impregnated Staffer (huffpost.com)
- Former funeral home owner arrested after ‘hiding corpse in back of hearse for two years’ (independent.co.uk)
- US man accused of making $1.8m from listening in on wife’s remote work calls (theguardian.com)
- Fox: Black People Will Vote For Trump Now Because “They Love Sneakers” (meidastouch.com)
- Jeff Tiedrich’s NSFW analysis of Donald Trump’s imaginary ‘crushing’ victory and other media atrocities (jefftiedrich.com)
- Delta Flight Turns Around After Maggots Start Raining Down On Passenger (comicsands.com)
- ‘Don’t ruin cat fights’: The most bizarre things said so far at CPAC 2024 (independent.co.uk)
