- Ty Burr: ‘If you met him in person, David Lynch came across as a Midwestern pastor, all gee-whiz and aw-shucks’ (washingtonpost.com)
- Charlie Kirk: “If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’” (meidastouch.com)
- ‘If You All Wanna Be Strip-Searched…’ – Eric Swalwell Gives Persistent Fox Business Reporter Snarky Response About White House Cocaine (mediaite.com)
- Ron Johnson Foolishly Calls Climate Change ‘Beneficial,’ Says It’s Only a Problem ‘If You’re in a Hot Region of Africa’ (mediaite.com)
- Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (mediaite.com)
- ‘If they catch us they’ll deport us’: DeSantis law hinders Idalia recovery (theguardian.com)
- Joe Scarborough Goes Off on PGA Deal with Saudis: Like ‘If the NFL Accused the AFL of Being Responsible for Pearl Harbor’ (mediaite.com)
- House Democrat Burns Trump While Opposing Airport Renaming: ‘If Republicans Want to Name Something After Him… Find a Federal Prison’ (mediaite.com)
- House Republican Tells Trump, ‘If You’re Innocent, Start Acting Like It’ (mediaite.com)
- CNN Media Analyst Warns Elon Musk’s Twitter is Coming For Fox News: ‘If You are Rupert Murdoch This is a Scary Time’ (mediaite.com)