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How’s your Night King knowledge? Can you remember the lines from Line of Duty? Time to test your telly knowledge

What was the Hot Priest’s drink of choice in Fleabag?

Gin in a tin

Rum in a drum

Vermouth in a booth

Tequila in a three-wheeler

Complete Kendall Roy’s excruciating rap from Succession: “Handmade suits, raking in loot …”

“Dude’s so rich it does not compute”

“Y’all Old Spice, but my man’s a Brut”

“Five-star general, y’all best salute”

“Dad’s up a chimney smoking a cheroot”

How did the Night King die on Game of Thrones?

Burned by dragonfire

Decapitated by his own underlings

He didn’t die

Stabbed by a little girl

Which of these was a real line delivered by Kate Fleming on Line of Duty this year?

“Keep calm and carry on”

“Stop making a tit of yourself and piss off”

“Quit whining and get me a beer”

“Prepare my bed, the queen needs a nap”

Which tinned beverage did Stath from Stath Lets Flats keep dropping this year?

His beer

His kombucha

His energy drink

His sipping vinegar

Which of these is a real character in HBO’s series Watchmen?

A man with a mirror for a face

A woman with a rocket-launching hat

A child with a metal six-pack

A baby with a moustache

Why were fans of The Great British Bake Off upset this year?

Paul Hollywood was seemingly drunk onscreen

There was a double elimination

One of the technical challenges was to make a sexually obscene trifle

Sandi Toksvig farted the alphabet

Which of the following didn’t happen on Years and Years

Nuclear bomb detonation

Zombie rats

Woman gets uploaded to the internet

Darwinian death camps

Which song accompanied Natasha Lyonne’s multiple resurrections in Russian Doll?

Gotta Get Up by Harry Nilsson

Feel Older Now by Flo and Eddie

Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men

September Gurls by Big Star

Complete this song as heard on This Time With Alan Partridge: “You and I share a common language …”

“For we use bus lanes to our own advantage”

“Because we both own an adhesive bandage”

“When you and I ate a sausage sandwich”

“For you and I share the same bandwidth”

What is the nickname given to Reese Witherspoon’s character on The Morning Show

One Dick Wilson

Two Fucks Jackson

Three Farts Clarkson

Four Penis Johnson

Chernobyl was written by the screenwriter of which film?

The Irishman

Silence

Argo

The Hangover Part III

Which song interrupted the dramatic climax to Stranger Things this year?

Take on Me by A-ha

The NeverEnding Story by Limahl

Holiday Rap by MC Miker G and DJ Sven

Eternal Flame by The Bangles

13 and above.

A perfect score! You even memorised Kendall’s rap on Succession, which may very well make you a serial killer, but well done nonetheless

14 and above.

10 and above.

Wow! You’re a regular television expert. Of course, this knowledge is all meaningless and there is no prize, so the joke’s on you

0 and above.

Terrible. You probably don’t even own a television, a fact I’m sure you have been careful to tell people at every possible opportunity.

5 and above.

Middling. You watched some television this year, but still managed to do other things. How I envy you.

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