There’s no need to watch The Apprentice. We are living it now
Aggressively awful people trying to force through their terrible ideas? There’s no hiding from it: our society has been hellishly Alan Sugared
Here’s a fun quiz: who is your favourite Apprentice candidate this year? Is it Dean, the sports agent who brags about having “the gift of the gab”? Is it Bryonn, the recruitment consultant who calls himself the Tank because he “destroys problems on any terrain”? Or what about Sophie, the account manager who said: “If B is for business, then I’m queen of the hive”?
Spoiler: it’s none of them. That’s partly because I made the last two up, and partly because nobody in their right mind is excited about The Apprentice any more.