Want a larger penis? Then your problems may be upstairs, not downstairs | Tom Usher
The alarming surgery statistics coming out of Papua New Guinea are a sure sign of masculinity’s silent crisis
A massive penis please. That’s most guys’ answer to a question many of us have at least thought about before: what part of your body would you like to surgically improve, and how?
I remember when there was a rumour went round that Peter Andre had undergone plastic surgery on his abs to make them as pristinely popping as they were in the Mysterious Girl video, and I remember even then, as an eight-year-old boy barely aware of anything except strawberry laces and Arsenal goalkeeper kits, thinking: “Why did he do that when he could’ve got a massive penis instead?”